Comic for Thursday , July 31 , 2003
PROLOGUE: Press Start
[1] - A Friendly Welcome
[2] - Haggis?
[3] - The Vic Show
[4] - It's the Plot!
[5] - The Amazing Authorman!
[6] - Lightning Bolts Hurty
[7] - No More Interruptions!
[B1] - The BIG!!! Challenge!
CHAPTER 1: The Search for the Plot
[8] - The Search for the Plot
[9] - It Explains the Graphics...
[10] - Backstory Brawl
[11] - Pass the Popcorn Bitch
[12] - No Cocktail Weenies?
[13] - Enter the Hero
[14] -
Halfwit
Hero Tryouts
[15] - Be Careful What You Wish For
[16] - Of Heroes and Turkey Grinders
[17] - The Perfect Hero
[18] - Do You?
[19] - The Name Game
[20] - Little Red Riding Hood
[21] - Non-Sense!
[22] - Applicious
[23] - The Dread God of Continuity
[24] - Street Law
[25] - Smokey Gets Smoked
[26] - Breaking the Paradigm
[27] - Shotgun
[28] - The Magic Key
[29] - Dig that Crazy Beat!
[30] - Cliffhanger
[31] - Screaming Contest
[32] - Assie
[33] - It's Not Easy Being Assie
[34] - Doggie Indian Burial
[35] - Flaming Infernal Racket
[36] - Monkey with a Gun
[37] - Them Be Shady Amish
[38] - Feeding Chocolate to Dogs
[39] - Uninvited Guest
[40] - Meeting the Missus
[41] - Life's a Scream
[42] - Dinner Conversation
[43] - Goddamn Magic Types
[44] - Vic's Awakening
[45] - Warning Shot Running Gag
[46] - That Way!
[47] - Ninjas!
[48] - Runt of the Litter
[49] - Don't Taunt the Ninja
[50] - Not a Structural Engineer
[51] - Why Ninjas Hate Dogs
[52] - The Survivors
[B2] - The History of Thanksgiving by Hiro
[53] - Infernal Death Race of Death
[54] - Vehicle of Choice
[55] - Tale of the Tape
[56] - Vic-Hur
[57] - Butterflies!
[58] - The Only Way to Fly
[59] - Voyage of the Rocket Horse
[B3] - Fantasy Qwest Christmas Special
[60] - Enter the Villain
[61] - To the Lavoratory!
[62] - The Diabolical Plan
[63] - A Nice Soft Landing
[B4] - Chapter 1 Outtakes
CHAPTER 2: Calzonia Ho!
[64] - Calzonia Ho!
[65] - Angels Don't Fart
[66] - Back To Life
[67] - Corny!
[68] - Flamers
[69] - Insta-Robe!
[70] - Hide-and-Seek
[71] - Barrel
[72] - Shopping Maul
[73] - It's the Gap!
[74] - Breast Plate?
[B5] - Groundhog Day
[75] - The Perfect Look
[76] - Corporate Ssecrets
[77] - POS?
[78] - Gap Policy
[79] - Cash or Check?
[80] - The Getaway
[81] - Negative Robbery
[82] - Jurisdiction
[83] - Baboon Hearts
[84] - The Cat Burglar
[B6] - The Best of 2003 - Part 1
[B7] - The Best of 2003 - Part 2
[B8] - The Best of 2003 - Part 3
[85] - Sorry!
[86] - Sorry Part Deux!
[87] - Who's the Man?
[88] - Return of the Cat
[89] - Grabass
[90] - Fiesty Feline
[91] - Shredded Appeal
[92] - Last Action Zero
[93] - Case of the Beardless Dwarf
[94] - Rectum?
[95] - Orange Julius
[96] - Palm Reddening
[B9] - Psshaw!
[97] - Cheers!
[98] - White Castle
[99] - Calzonian Bill of Rights
[100] - The Quest... Detours!
[101] - Yeah...
[102] - Mountains?
[103] - What The Hell Happened Again?
[104] - Pitchfork
[105] - Vandals
[106] - Crazy Freddie
[107] - Bo(w)
[108] - Brutally Brutalized
[109] - Hostage Situation
[110] - See?
[111] - Wind Slash-O-Rama
[112] - Caulk
[113] - No Loud Noises!
[114] - Avalanche
[115] - Clever Monster...
[116] - Gradual Slope
[117] - Minority
[118] - Didgeridoos?
[119] - Rhetorical Sandwich
[120] - FUBARed
[121] - The Dark Spirit of Laziness
[122] - No Authorman
[123] - No Creator
[124] - The Return of the Dread God
[125] - The Council Has Spoken
[126] - The Plot Thickens
[127] - Short on Ideas
[128] - Oh The Suspense...
[129] - Authorman-Aid!
[130] - Worst Concert Ever
[131] - The Fall of the Dark Spirit
[132] - The Magic Button of Fast-Forward
[B10] - The First Anniversary Special
[133] - The Magic Button of Rewind?
[134] - Launching Pad
[135] - Super-Hiro!
[136] - Tinkle
[137] - MUI
[138] - Drunk Tank
[139] - Mind-Eating Gorillas?
[B11] - Authorman Goes to the Movies
[140] - The Chosen One
[141] - Captain America M.D.
[142] - The Duke!
[143] - Why Feudalism Sucks
[144] - The Princess?
[145] - Princess Guile
[146] - Logic Train Just Missed a Stop
[147] - Flying Ass
[148] - No Need For Planning
[149] - Sneaking In?
[150] - What Was That Noise?
[151] - Bond Villains Eat Your Heart Out!
[152] - Hugging and Entering
[153] - Metal Gear Stupid
[154] - More Than A Peelin'
[155] - The Tell-Tale Fart
[156] - Bellyachin'
[157] - Ye Olde Emergencye Exite
[158] - Holy Cow!
[159] - Clubbing Clubber
[160] - Out Of Oof!
[161] - Could Be Worse
[162] - Felony Envy
[163] - Chandel-Ouch
[164] - Bad Day For Juan
[165] - Good Day For Juan!
[B12] - A Very Fantasy Qwest Halloween
[B13] - The Election Day Extravaganza
[166] - A "New" Ally
[167] - Calzonia Ho... Again!
CHAPTER 3: The Epic Emancipation!
[168] - The Epic Emancipation!
[B14] - Star Dreck
[169] - The Greatest Story Never Told
[170] - Arson Not Included
[171] - What No Tip?
[B15] - The Second Thanksgiving Episode
[172] - Down With Down's
[173] - Now That's What I Call Tossed Salad
[174] - Costume Beatdown
[175] - Inconvienient Plot Event
[176] - Portable Ottoman?
[177] - 'Majestic' Calzonia Castle
[178] - Chunnelicious
[179] - The Line That Time Forgot
[180] - Magic Solves Everything
[B16] - A Fantasy Qwest Holiday Hoedown
[181] - Confessions of a Teenage Drama Princess
[182] - When Opportunity Doesn't Knock
[183] - Blue-Collar Prince
[184] - Lawsuit Fortune
[185] - Conspiracy?
[186] - Thrillsburg USA
[187] - Bad Demon!
[188] - Magical Gag Rule
[189] - Obviously Fake
[190] - Kit Kat
[191] - Aced Out
[192] - IOU One Bribe
[193] - Calling The Supervisor
[194] - Not Quite A Do-Nothing Job
[195] - Fiendish Appetite
[196] - Book 'Em Columbus
[197] - Crimes Against Shakespeare
[B17] - A Very Happy CSB Day
[198] - 10 O'Clock Assassin
[199] - Old King Benny
[B18] - Polish Sniper School
[B19] - The
Best
Worst of 2004
[B20] - Best of 2004 - Characters
[B21] - Best of 2004 - Comics
[200] - An Ode To Calzonia
[201] - Doing Time
[202] - Seeing the Light
[203] - The Wizard of Oz
[204] - One-Sided Story
[205] - Framed
[206] - Zorro In A Pickle
[207] - Crimes Against Fashion
[208] - An Escape In The Making
[209] - Sick With The Pogs
[210] - No Escape
[211] - Lard's Prayer
[212] - The King Is Stuck
[213] - Hacksaw Hank
[214] - Dungeon Safety
[215] - Attack of the Legal Loophole
[B22] - Intellectual Debate
[216] - King Of Bargains
[217] - Coat Check
[218] - Zero Dignity
[219] - A Well-Needed Explanation
[220] - The Valiant Knight
[221] - Eggs and Hamlets
[222] - Captain Crunch
[223] - Dead Legislation
[224] - The Real Princess
[225] - The Simplest Solutions...
[226] - Very Important People
[227] - Planning Ahead... Or Not
[228] - Terrible News?
[229] - The Evidence
[230] - The Verdict
[231] - The Tirade
[232] - The Invisible
Man
Person
[233] - All Bets Are Off
[234] - Fire Frenzy
[235] - Beating the Red Tape
[B23] - End Of The World?
[236] - An Unexpected Savior
[237] - An Inconceivable Plot
[238] - A Convienient Excuse
[B24] - Murder on the Orient Local
[239] - To The... Treasury?
[240] - Cashing In
[241] - Stepping Up To The Endzone
[242] - The Dangerous Knight
[243] - The Plan Unravels...
[244] - Pinkeye
[245] - I Am Evil!!!
[246] - The Thin Fuchsia Line
[247] - Cramped Style
[248] - Save The Day...?
[249] - I Don't Think Therefore I'm Dumb
[250] - Idiot Monologue
[251] - The Villain Falls
[252] - Batman?
[B25] - The Second Anniversary Special!
[253] - Balcony Bungee Bawl
[254] - An Awkward Moment
[255] - Free Rides?
[256] - Geometrically Declined
[257] - So Much For The Escape Route
[258] - WWMcGD?
[259] - Fly By Night Fall By Night
[B26] - Luthor Has Lead
[260] - The Great Near-Escape
[261] - Smoke and Mirrors
[262] - Royal Family Feud
[263] - Rebellious Princess
[264] - Bessie the Magic Hellbeast
[265] - Evil Vill Return...
[266] - So Long Calzonia
CHAPTER 4: The Journey To Somewhere!
[267] - The Journey To Somewhere!
[B27] - Harry Potter and the WMDs
[268] - The Sound of Silence?
[269] - A Taste of Adventure
[270] - Somewhere Else
[271] - If It Ain't Baroque...
[272] - Don't Diss The Milk!
[273] - Intervention?
[274] - Nice Guy Crap
[275] - The Old Navy
[276] - Adventuring Fashion
[277] - The Garment District This Ain't
[278] - Grocery Connection
[279] - Consolation Prize
[280] - The Piano Man!
[281] - Dust Bites
[282] - Divine Secrets of the Piano
[283] - Keyboard With An Attitude
[284] - Pity Discount?
[285] - A Stalkin' Drink
[286] - Vic and the Willing Subject
[287] - Vic and the Willing Subject Part II
[B28] - Halloween Charity Camp-Out
[288] - Vic and the Willing Subject Part III
[289] - Vic and the Unwilling Subject
[290] - Black Hole of Fashion
[291] - Style Gives A Hernia
[292] - Shopping For Drama
[293] - The Point Of Disguise
[294] - Purse Inspector?
[295] - Bandit's Wisdom
[296] - Piano Fight!!!
[B29] - The Third Thanksgiving Episode
[297] - The Wizard Burns Again
[298] - A Massive Offense
[299] - The Emergency Emergency Exit
[300] - A Wizard's Wallet
[301] - Clothing Not Optional
[302] - Disturbance In The Budget
[303] - Stupid Hairless Midget!
[304] - The Barbershop Buzz
[305] - The Forecast For Today...
[306] - Wrestlin' With Words
[B30] - Season's Beatings!
[B31] - The New Year Blast!
[307] - The Universal Currency
[308] - Let's Break A Deal
[309] - The New Princess
[310] - Screwball Scryball
[311] - A Load Of Bull
[312] - Passing The Bull
[313] - Bull's-Eye
[314] - Bull-Headed
[315] - Enough With The Bull!
[316] - Checking Logic At The Door
[317] - Prinnoww?
[318] - Discount Dictionary Debacle
[319] - One Dirty Port
[320] - Pink Pachyderm in Port
[321] - The Rusty Fishhook
[322] - Freud Fraud
[B32] - The FQ Olympics
[B33] - Olympic Events That Never Made It
[B34] - Even More Olympic Snafus
[B35] - Antarctic Relay?
[B36] - The Best of 2005 Medal Ceremony
[323] - The Sinkable Ship
[324] - Hush Money
[325] - Wanted Men
[326] - Can Of Mace
[327] - Window of Opportunity?
[328] - Can't Hide From Trouble
[329] - Miracles On Demand
[330] - Top Secret Mission-ary
[331] - A Religious Nutjob?
[332] - Doubled Agents?
[333] - Mission Statement
[334] - Stan The Man
[335] - Lepro-Idiocy
[336] - Intellectual Slow Lane
[337] - The Mission Revealed
[338] - The Mime Inquisition
[339] - Karaoke Night-mare
[340] - Persecution Platter?
[B37] - The Twisted Tale of Easter
[341] - Don't Drink The Punch...
[342] - Uncle Stan's Recruiting
[343] - De-Toured
[344] - Jumpin' Jack Fractures
[345] - Miscasting The First Stone
[346] - The Stepford Brothers
[347] - A Welcome Interruption
[348] - Father Knows Jack
[349] - Big Earner Slow Learner
[350] - The Running Stan
[351] - He's No Darth Vader
[352] - The Itchy Eyes Of Faith
[353] - The Missionary Unmasked!
[354] - Oblivious To The Obvious
[355] - Wizard's School Yearbook
[356] - The Reluctant Sorceror
[357] - Plank Call?
[358] - A Dumbbell For A Dumbbell
[359] - Truth Justice And The Carbonated Way
[360] - From All The Angles
[361] - And Then They Vanished...
[362] - Your Tax Dollars At Work
[363] - A Search Sidetracked For Sips & Snacks
[364] - Let There Be Darkness...
[365] - The Not-At-All Jolly Green Bouncer
CHAPTER 5: To Heir Is Demi-Human
[366] - To Heir Is Demi-Human
[B38] - Wheel Of Deportation
[367] - I Thought It Was Bigamy Too…
[368] - The Princess's Panic
[369] - The Hero's Humbling
[370] - Slaps On The Beach
[B39] - The Third Anniversary Special!
[371] - The Catburglar's Chase
[372] - The Wizard's Libido
[373] - Utter Other Blunder
[374] - Head In The Clouds
[375] - Timbuktu?
[376] - Of Monkey Butlers and Deserted Isles
[377] - Adding Fuel to the Fire
[378] - Impression Depression
[379] - The Disenchanted Forest
[380] - The Greenery Guru
[381] - That Sinking Feeling
[382] - Crane Game Pain
[383] - Wasted Breath
[384] - One Crazy Feeling
[385] - Hiro's Erroneous Adventure
[386] - Red Shirt Red Card
[387] - A Knockout Line
[388] - Honey I Shrunk The Kit
[389] - Feeding Chocolate To Cats
[390] - The Scent of Water
[391] - An Unexpected Settlement
[392] - Know Your Savages
[393] - Harmless And Fuzzy?
[394] - The Peril Is Right Behind You
[395] - Cute But Deadly
[396] - Doctor Do-Little
[397] - Man And Monk Keys
[398] - The Royal Seal
[399] - Loose Lips Sink Jaguars
[400] - Disguise Disgust
[401] - Payback Hath No Face
[402] - Thespian Face-Off
[B40] - The Ooie Gooie Chewy Candy
[403] - The Grating Escape
[404] - Chief Versus Chief
[405] - Lord Kiba's Ambition
[406] - Stalk Don't Talk
[407] - And The Negotations Break Down...
[B41] - Luthor's Kryptonite Calamity
[408] - Clash of The Jaguars
[409] - Clash of The Jaguars II
[B42] - Thanksgiving The 4th
[410] - Lost Contacts
[411] - Furry Animal People
[412] - Orangutan Steward?
[413] - A Barrel Full of Monkeys
[414] - Damn Dirty Idol
[415] - The Sock Drawer of Convienient Excuses
[416] - Den of Destiny
[417] - Legend Of The Lion Kings
[B43] - A Very Capitalist Christmas
[B44] - Playing With A Loaded Dreidel
[B45] - Happy New Year's... Eve!
[418] - The Toad Auditor
[419] - Kiba The Traitor
[420] - Toadal Intimidation
[421] - How 'Bout Them Leopard Colonies?
[422] - Consensus: Vic's A Creep
[423] - The Complicated Coronation Conundrum
[424] - Huddle Befuddlement
[425] - Tracking The Lackeys
[426] - Baron Spaghetti's Curse
[427] - The Butler Did It?
[428] - Tunnel of Adventure
[429] - Monkey Seen Monkey Followed
[430] - Preparation H Of The Heart?
[431] - Newt-ered
[432] - The All-Clear Knockout
[B46] - The War For The Dark Rooftop
[433] - Vegetable Juice And Death Cults
[B47] - Family Circus Of Horrors
[434] - A Quest For "Truth"
[435] - A Truth Revealed
[436] - The Strangest Knockout
[437] - Not Quite Bigfoot
[438] - Nueve's Bloodsport
[439] - Never Forget Your Pants
[440] - Flying Like An Eagle
[441] - A Vested Interest
[442] - Bathing With Your Conscience
[443] - The Safety Of The Mountains
[444] - What A Dickens!
[445] - A Belated Arrival
[446] - Just Desserts
[447] - The Teddy Dude
[B48] - The Real Easter Bunny
[448] - Rip Van Beardle
[449] - The Stooge's Schedule
[450] - Oldest Trick In The Book
[451] - Bizarro Zoo?
[452] - Straw Food
[453] - Ninjas Kill Everything
[454] - Compromised Compromise
[455] - Good Thing It Wasn't Spiked
[456] - Seeing Red
[457] - Queen of the Beasts
[458] - A Not-So-Reverent Silence
[459] - A Big Mis-Steak
[460] - The Price of Power
[461] - Nothing But The Truth
[462] - Kiba's Tale
[463] - Two Objectionable Choices
[464] - A Shot In The Dark
[465] - Bad News For Brahma
[466] - Worse News For Brahma
[467] - Dunston Checks Out
[468] - Tunnel Travesty
[469] - The Hall of Numerous Lasers
[470] - The Toad Behind The Curtain
[471] - The Princess The Pauper And The Pervert
[472] - The Wise Guy Speaks
[473] - Ain't Life A Beach?
[474] - Leaf Speak
[475] - Fighting Blind
[476] - Caution Certain Death
[477] - Picking On The Local Wildlife
[478] - Ulgoth Alert!
[479] - Cut To The Chase
[B49] - The Fourth Anniversary Special!
[480] - The Monastery On The Mountain
[481] - The Indomitable Master Tseng
[482] - Wisdom And The Lack Thereof
[483] - Excessive Fill
[484] - Junto The Headache
[485] - Rise Of The Abattoir
[486] - Prepared For Disaster
[487] - One-Hand Claptrap
[488] - Executive Washroom?
[489] - Not A Child-Safe Wizard
[490] - The Royal Hard Life
[B50] - I'm A Doctor Jim Not An Undertaker
[491] - Who's Your Daddy?
[492] - A Child's Recollections
[493] - Vampires Don't Take Tips
[494] - A Shelter From The Sensible
[495] - Blinded With Science... And Sunlight
[496] - A Caffeinated Kick In The Cajones
[497] - Razing The Roof
[498] - Tron In Sixty Seconds
[499] - Bargain Basement Bin
[500] - The Black-Caped Crusader
[501] - Pretenders of the Universe
[502] - Awkward Responsibility
[503] - King Arthur This Ain't
[504] - Standard Recruiting Procedure
[505] - Awfully Familiar
[506] - Shortcuts On The Path Of Enlightenment
[507] - Training Montage Mayhem
[508] - Kung-Foolery
[B51] - Night of the Pumpkin
[509] - Remedial Meditation
[510] - Misaimed Enlightenment
[511] - What About Porc Chops?
[512] - Two Birds One Stone
[513] - Last Lesson Learned
Fantasy Qwest Archive
AEROHEADS
[A1] - I
[A2] - II
[A3] - III
[A4] - IV
[A5] - V
[A6] - VI
[A7] - VII
[A8] - VIII
[A9] - IX
[A10] - X
[A11] - XI
[A12] - XII
[A13] - XIII
[A14] - XIV
[A15] - XV
[A16] - XVI
[A17] - XVII
[A18] - XVIII
[A19] - XIX
[A20] - XX
NINJA BLOOPERS
[N1] - The Perils Of Being A Ninja
[N2] - More Ninja Bloopers
[N3] - Ninja Duels Gone Wrong
[N4] - It's Hard Out Here For A Ninja
[N5] - Yet Another Ninja Mishap
[N6] - Ninja Goes Up In Smoke
[N7] - Wind One Ninja Zero
[N8] - The Ninja Art of Visibility
[N9] - Irritable Ninja Bowel Syndrome
[N10] - When Ninja Brunches Go Wrong
[N11] - Hanging Out With Ninjas
[N12] - Me Tarzan You Ninja
[N13] - Ninjackass
[N14] - Don't Quit Your Ninja Day Job
[N15] - Samurai Versus Ninja Part 1
[N16] - Samurai Versus Ninja Part 2
[N17] - Samurai Versus Ninja Part 3
[N18] - Samurai Versus Ninja Part 4
[N19] - Samurai Versus Ninja Part 5
[N20] - Samurai Versus Ninja Continued
[N21] - Samurai Versus Ninja 7th Impact
[N22] - Super Samurai Vs. Ninja Turbo
[N23] - Samurai Versus Ninja Penultimate
[N24] - Samurai Versus Ninja Grand Finale
[N25] - No Need For Ninjas
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